Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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