Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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