is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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