Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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