Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
Randomize
