He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
