ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
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