road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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