Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
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Oh Jesus.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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