Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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