I love black thongs
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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