I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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