Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Too much gin, very little bucket
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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