Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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