it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
sex in a hospital.. check
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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