he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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