i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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