dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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