drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
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