Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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