Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Randomize
