Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
honey bunches of taint.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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