I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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