i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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