I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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