Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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