I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Can I color on your dick again?
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
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