How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
how drunk are you?
Several
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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