I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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