She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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