Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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