I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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