You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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