Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
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