You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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