Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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