How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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