I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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