I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Randomize
