bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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