You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Randomize
