girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
Randomize
