I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
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