But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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