Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
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