Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
At least make sure they are 18
Why
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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