In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
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