we're blogging at a bar
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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