I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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