Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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