I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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